[Hello Smash Academy and welcome to a brand new year of Astronomy class!! There's always been an Astronomy class shut up.Gee, you wonder what that weird mannequin standing at the podium is for. Why would you need a practice dummy for an astronomy class? It's kinda creepy how it's just standing there ( Read more... )

Hi guys!  What did I miss?

Yo! Name's Drake, former pirate and CO of Green Earth!

I've heard a lot about this school from the others and thought I could visit for a day.

Maybe, I'll enroll someday. Maybe. I'm still thinking

I, the King of Hyrule, have a very important announcement to make ( Read more... )

Hey there, kids. I'm...Porcine Desu Yeah, that's right... and I'm gonna be your new school accountant! I'm sure that I'm gonna have a real good time getting to know you all.

I'm in no way a dangerous outlaw named Pigma Dengar, who helped murder the former leader of Star Fox and am now hiding from the Cornerian Military. No sir! Just a humble little ( Read more... )

I found you, Sonic. You won't get away this time.

My only other task aside from finding the emeralds is killing you. No matter where you run, I will find you eventually.

Surrender or I will have to come after you. Don't test me.*If anyone comes by him, they'll likely be ignored, but right now he's not feeling like hurting anyone but Sonic, so why ( Read more... )

Shinoooon...

I heard you got a really pretty dame for a date...

How come you're not letting me in on your love life?

...I want you to introduce me to your lady friends more often...

You're not helping me. At all. And it makes me kinda sad.

SO. THIS is the Smash Bros. Academy. HAH! This is NOTHING compared to if I were rrrunning this school! A bunch of delinquents and HOODLUMS! I, Doctor Ivo Rrrrrobotnik, will take over this school and be your new LEADER before this year is over ( Read more... )

H-hey... can some super-cool bra or bradette direct me to the nearest intact, fully operational Burger Shack?

A guy can get really hungry around here...